Why women can't find the man of their dreams...

I got this forwarded email and whoever wrotes it, youre so true as in!!

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but
are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but
are nice men with money think
we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are
after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have
money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual, are
shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out
like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them
and keep them in the dark until they mature
into something you'd like to have dinner with."

lei's angel

la lang just wanna share na di ko na masyadong nakikita ang ma eyebug na mata ni lei kc anjan c rutitay,
di ko na naririnig ang pangalan ni double j double o, atleast me nag aliw sa kanya lalo na nung dec, mukha naman nag move on ka na, nabuhat mo ang cheese mo, yabadoo!! hapihapihan ang lola mo at isa pa kc me kahalili na ang tenga ko sa ingay mo lei, hehehe.. kaya salamat po ruthy..

A friend who LIED, is still a friend??

You don’t have to lie,,
I know the truth,,
I’m just playing w/ your game,,
Riding w/ your act,,
I’m not that stupid,,
But if that is what you want,,
Then ill just have to go on with my act ,,
Ill just laugh,,
With all your lame excuses,,
With you thinking that I don’t know what you are talking about,
With your mouth twitching every time you weave those out of this world lies,,
With you thinking that I agree and believe you,,
With you thinking how ridiculous of us to believe your absurd reasons,,
Well..
I may be a little pissed off by the fact that you lied to me,
and your making all of this story,,
For the reason that I don’t know,,
hahaha!!!,
I petty u,,
But i understand you
Your still my friend,,
Ill just go with the flow,,
And support this melodrama of yours,,
If it will make you happy,,
Then lets get it on,,
And see if who will win and get
That Oscars or Academy acting award.
hehehe.
I just wish that it will turn out well,,
Hope it would lead into something good,,
Ok fine, go on with your lies,
If all this lies could help you,,
for your betterment then
wish you all the luck,,
Hope you read this,
Or a friend of yours read this
Or a friend of your friend read this..