Why women can't find the man of their dreams...

I got this forwarded email and whoever wrotes it, youre so true as in!!

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but
are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but
are nice men with money think
we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are
after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have
money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual, are
shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out
like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them
and keep them in the dark until they mature
into something you'd like to have dinner with."